I write stuff.

What? You don’t believe me?  You leave me with little choice but to provide entirely too many links.

I am a frequent contributor to humor sites like Cracked.com, but have become best known of late for my beer bylines in everywhere from Maxim.com to LA Weekly.  You can view my most recent work at West Coaster.

If you have interest in securing my appreciable talents or wish to shower me with book publishing deals, please contact me at icheesman@gmail.com or follow me with @iancheesman. I am also available for Bar Mitzfahs.