I write stuff.
What? You don’t believe me? You leave me with little choice but to provide entirely too many links.
I am a frequent contributor to humor sites like Cracked.com, but have become best known of late for my beer reviews. You can view that work at The Smoking Jacket (Playboy’s SFW site) and others linked above.
If you have interest in securing my appreciable talents or wish to shower me with book publishing deals, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or follow me with @iancheesman. I am also available for Bar Mitzfahs.