Potent Potables # 19

6 03 2008

Man, I know that foul spam notifications are nothing new, but something about this one just killed me:

A new comment on the post #69 “Potent Potables # 13”:

Author : Fisting Dvd (IP: , 196-207-15-201.netcomng.com)
E-mail : Fisting_Dvd@hotmail.com
URL : http://double-fisting.info/u9.html
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=

Happy Holidays! 🙂

Merry Christmas! Uh-oh…I’m under the mistletoe! Isn’t anyone going to fist me?

It follows this with links for the following subjects:

  • Fisting Dvd
  • Ass Fisting
  • Fisting
  • Xxx Fisting
  • Ftv Fisting
  • Fisting Pic
  • Max Fisting
  • Fisting Old

That should pretty much cover all the fisting bases, though I’m not entirely sure what ftv fisting is. Full-Terrain Vehicle fisting? For The Victory fisting? Regardless, please email “Fisting_Dvd@hotmail.com” if they missed anything.

Oh, any my new porn name is Max Fisting.




3 responses

6 03 2008

ftv == First Time Videos (usually)

It’s kinda’ like the Barely Legal or, for an example you’re more familiar with, the Asian Amputee Skull Fuckers Vol. 5 (“These bitches will fuck your eyes out because they got no legs”).

7 03 2008

I was going to do a post about the spam comments I receive to the opposite effect: Mine are all so naive and sweetly innocent. It’s all for farm equipment or boating accessories. There’s a homemade goat cheese making kit that just keeps at it. It’s like if the amish got spam.

7 03 2008

It turns out that a feature I was working on (REJECTED: The Discarded Cracked Articles) is already in full effect on Adam’s blog. Either there’s too little shit to write about or we’re all sharing the same hivemind.

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